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Article by E. Doge · 1 August 2026
The harbour authority voted to replace the pier's final human lighthouse keeper with a sensor the size of a lunchbox. He has declined to leave, citing forty-one years of service and a strong opinion about the fog.
Photographs in this edition are printed on living plates. Hover, or simply wait, and they will move.
Article by G. Weasley
Four hours of public comment on the downtown parking overhaul ended with a resolution to form a committee that will recommend when the council should next discuss forming a committee.
Article by E. Doge
The seasonal fog bank arrived early, closing the ferry twice and swallowing the entire eastern breakwater for most of Tuesday. Ferry operators call it unusual. The keeper calls it Tuesday.
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