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Article by The Desk · 30 July 2026
A tabby known locally as Magistrate has occupied the roof of a parked 1961 saloon for eleven consecutive days. The car's owner has begun taking the bus rather than negotiate.
Photographs in this edition are printed on living plates. Hover, or simply wait, and they will move.
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Forecasters, unable to agree on whether Thursday counts as rain, released a bulletin describing conditions as "damp in spirit" and advised residents to dress for whatever they believe in.
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A retort of devastating quality arrived at 3:40 a.m. and was immediately deployed against a bathroom mirror. Witnesses to the original conversation have gone to bed and moved on with their lives.
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