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Article by The Editor · 29 July 2026
The new express line shaves nine minutes off the morning run and removes the only nine minutes of the day nobody expects anything from you. We should be arguing about this more.
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Article by The Editor
Three departments hit their targets this quarter and nobody wrote about it, because functional bureaucracy generates no headlines and no villains. Here is the headline anyway.
One dispatch a week: the headlines that mattered, the ones that didn't, and a remark we probably shouldn't have printed.